Thursday, April 30, 2009

Cats Are Very Dumb. And Hilarious! Who Knew.

And there are few things better than seeing one attack a small child. I am betting that you will watch this and then immediately want to watch it again, as I did.


Ira Glass Is Only Hot Some of the TIme

I'm not sure why this is, but Ira Glass turns me on just as often as he doesn't. Note these two photos. The top one - sexy nerd, right? The bottom one - old lesbian city. It's a weird phenomenon.

Bats For Lashes - zzzzzzzzzzzzz

I get it, she's hot and she shows her boobs a lot (and I totally respect that), but her music is terrible and she says the dumbest things. Reminds me of Scarlett Johansson, actually (oh SNAP). Here's a choice quote from her cover story in The FADER:

“I was walking along the shore, crying because I was having a really bad day, singing to myself and feeling emotional,” she recalls. “The sun was setting and a school of nine dolphins came swimming by. My girlfriends were like, Tasha! Oh my god! It’s your spirit animal! I needed to reach out to some kind of objectivity, some universal cosmic something. You can just drown in the vortex, but when they came, it snapped me out. To see the beauty of being, they’re so free and wild.” Khan says that this actually happened twice, although the second time, her presence only brought three dolphins to the shore.

Riiiiiiiiiight. Here's a video that makes no sense either. Man, I just really don't understand how people can stand listening to this when they're sober and fully dressed.

Daniel - Bat For Lashes

Celebrities Who Look Too Much Like Dudes In Drag To Be Considered Hot

1. Fergie. Also, she PEED HER PANTS ON STAGE. I am not sure why people have a selective memory about this fact.

2. Christina Aguilera.

3. Lady Gaga. Wait. She should maybe have been number one.

4. Carmen Electra.

5. Pussycat Dolls. I have yet to meet a dude who enjoys jerking off to middle aged drag queens.

The President Must Eat A Lot of Good Food

Did anyone else notice the abundance of food in the White House photostream on Flickr? It made me really hungry. It also made me think about how Obama and his staff must be eating really well. Better than Bush I bet. He probably only ate jalapeno poppers, bologna sandwiches and cocoa puffs. Ok now I'm just hungry again.

Prince Has Many Songs About Poon

"Cream." "Hide The Bone." "Let Me Lick Your Pussy." "Soft & Wet." "Pussy Control." "Sex Shooter." Oh wait, that last one is probs about cock.

Stevie Nicks is Cooler Than My Mom

This is a fairly obvious one, but the other night I was wasted in a cab on my way home when "Edge of Seventeen" came on. It made me think about things I'd never thought before, like what if Stevie Nicks actually WERE my mom. Deep thoughts.