Friday, September 25, 2009

Poop Euphemisms

Poophemisms? I don't care. Here's a list:

Man On Deck.
This one is my favorite.

Drop The Cosby Kids Off At The Pool.
Old one, it's funny because the kids are brown.

Turtle Head. This is just gross.

Prairie Dogging.
I dunno why this is funny and turtle head isn't, but them's the breaks.

Cutting Tracks For My Solo Project.
Holy hell, just learned this one, thank you Chris.

Drop Anchor. Ahoy!

Baking Brownies.
Ruins brownies for me a little bit, not gonna lie.

Cut The Line For The Log Flume.
Shanon made this one up last night, after I told the story of how my cousin shit his pants while on this ride when we were little. On the Log Flume. Seriously.

1 comment:

  1. two additional favorites:

    taking the browns to the superbowl

    painting some porcelain