Monday, October 19, 2009

Statuses

Instead of eating burritos on my couch and scraping res bowls, for some reason I am grumpy and stuck at work and so have decided to clean up the old newsfeed on the Facebooks and block some "friends" whose status updates annoy me.

It would be nice if people would stop wasting my time with status updates about the following:

The weather. If it is rainy out, or cold out, or hot out and we live in the same city, I am most likely already aware of this fact. You don't have to comment about it in your status box to remind me and if you are in a different city than mine, I don't give a fuck about your weather. Unless you have a tsunami on your hands, in which case you should be typing from a submarine, seriously. I don't care.

Sports. Sports interest me not. Other people's opinions on sports interest me even less.

TV Shows. I get that you are excited for American Idol, but I don't need to know what you're watching every goddam day of the week. It would be nice if you just made your status say "I Can't Wait For Middle Age When The Kids Are Grown And Moved Out And I Have Nothing Left To Talk About With My Husband" so I don't have to read between the lines.

Celebrity deaths. Exceptions will be made for inappropriate, too-soon jokes.

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