Monday, November 9, 2009

Blake Lively's Tits

I just asked Shanon for permission to make a post about this. Not sure why. But she told me to "Embrace the mo" and I will assume she meant "moment." Yeah, Blake Lively's tits have been staring me right in the face lately, to the point where I am beginning to do things like question my sexuality and wonder if they have been genetically engineered by the government to make me do things like pay my taxes or stop shoplifting from the Salvation Army, because I will pretty much do anything those lady lumps tell me to.

This totally came out of left field, seeing as I have been on board the Blake Boat ever since she played the slutty chick who knocks cleats with the soccer instructor in "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" but this is simply because she was a ho after my own heart, not because I found her or her rack particularly noteworthy. And I am no stranger to Gossip Girl, only now I am finding myself mesmerized by Serena's boobies instead of the array of glorious quasi-gays I tune in for. Does that make me more of a gay man? Or less? Dammit, Blake.

How do straight dudes get anything done, I came into work today and the latest issue of Marie Claire was on my desk with Lively's tig ol' biddies jamming out on the cover and that shit was worse than a magic-eye poster, I had to put it away.

If tits could create World Peace, those twins would be Prime Minister. Allright, I'm done.





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