Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Boner of the Day

Yes, sometimes boners of the day can be inanimate objects, such as this incredibly rad-as-fuck handmade leather bike bag you see below. I met the dude who makes these last weekend and would have made him the boner of the day, since he was somewhat of a silver fox, but he had a ponytail. If there was a boner-killers Most Wanted list, ponytails would definitely be in the top three. This minor detail switched him from Team Hot Dad to Tim Robbin's character in "High Fidelity," the loser new-age hippie dickwad that blonde whats her face starts boning after breaking up with John Cusack.

This is not to say I wouldn't be opposed to a good old fashioned barter of "goods" if you know what I mean. And I think you do.



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