Thursday, November 12, 2009

Butcher Boif

Last night I went to Marlow & Daughters to get a shit-ton of pork and subsequently fell in love with one of the butchers there. He was making blood sausages while giving me brining advice, muy caliente! Wait, I feel like I just described the opening sequence of some really fucked-up porn. Anyway I should've added "butcher" to my previous list of who'd I sleep with in order to get free shit because quality meat is not only expensive but so delicious! They also have this aged cheddar at Marlow that is 19 bucks a pound but it tastes like crack butter so I will totally buy it with my Department of Labor unemployment credit card.

I think it's telling that my last 3 crushes have been an employee of my favorite sandwich shop, the fish guy at the farmer's market, and now a butcher. Basically I want a man that feeds me. Is that too much to ask? I didn't think so.

Speaking of butchers, remember "So I Married An Axe Murderer?" Such a good fucking movie, and yet another prop to my queer hometown!

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