Friday, November 13, 2009


This morning I woke up in my room mate's bed wearing nothing but my bath robe (she was not home). I have no idea how I wound up in there, but when I went back to my own room I found my bedside lamp smashed to pieces on the floor and a coworker in my bed. Obviously I kicked last night's ass, but now I'm feeling very ill and want a slice of pizza even though I just ate a bagel half an hour ago.

What's a girl to do? Look up bro tats for her and her girlfriend Jenny, that's what.

No comments:

Post a Comment