Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Dirty of the Day

Breakfast is by far my favorite meal. Everyone knows that brunch rules, since it encourages day drinking which is normally frowned upon, but what's really my jam is Brinner. Best of both worlds.

You can imagine my excitement when I stumbled upon the Boner Breakfast: When a female gives a male a blowjob through a pancake. I like this one because everybody kinda wins.

I once lost a bet to my ex boif, don't remember what it was about, but the terms were that if he won, I had to cook him chocolate chip pancakes while wearing stiletto heels and a leotard. Well, I lost and since every so often I am a woman of my word, I held up my end of the bargain. On the other hand, I hate losing and expressed my sentiments by literally making him eat a dick.

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