Thursday, December 10, 2009

Dirty of the Day

Since I slept on yesterday's D.O.D., here's a double dose for today, which came about in an interesting fashion.

A new buddy of mine, Christopher, recommended The Stranger which is when you lay on your arm so as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately lose feeling in the limb, followed by the act of masturbation with said limb. This seemed somewhat vanilla, I mean, it sounds very similar to batting lefty to make it feel like someone else, but then Andy came along and recommended The Stranger too. I told him he was the second person to make that suggestion, so he hit me with the New York Chili Dog: To deficate in a runny manner on a girl's chest, and then titty-fuck her. I am siting at my desk with my head in my hands in shame after typing that. (Not really, this shit is hilarious.) But chili dogs are gross and I am freakin' starving.

Anyways, at about one in the morning last night, I received a text from Bennie that said only "NEW YORK STYLE HOT DOG" which I will go out on a limb and say is similar, if not the same scenario. Great minds, thinkin alike.

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