Friday, December 11, 2009

Dirty of the Day

When I started this section of the blog, I was really counting on Gandy to come through with some epic sexisms, seeing as I get 9am texts like this from him on the regs:

"I hope Lady Gaga gets gang banged."

"Did you know that Mountain Dew is an old term for whiskey?"

"I love it when boys wear Jansport backpacks. It's like a hot white trash boy in high school."

Last night I was giving him shit about his lack of material and off the cuff he busted out the Carne Estrada. The beauty of this lies in its simplicity; you fuck a Mexican and then ask him for chips and salsa. And by "simplicity" I meant racism. Bueno.

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