Thursday, December 10, 2009

Dirty of the Day

Okay, gonna try and bury my last post, since according to the Blog Nazi, "YOUR POST IS SO WRONG. I mean, Jesus." Another Dirty of the Day it is.

There was a girl I went to high school with who broke her foot senior year. There was some story she told me about how it happened, but we all know who was responsible - Road Head. Apparently she was shifting gears on her man and he crashed into something, hence the broken foot. Ever since then, I have been too scared to give head in any moving vehicle. Except maybe a hot air balloon, that would be safe except I am so afraid of heights I'd probably hurl.

Until I discovered Volcano Head. This is when two people (male and female) go to taco bell and the female orders a volcano taco and puts five packs of fire sauce onto it. After consuming, the female gives the male road head on the ride home. Fire up that balloon.

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