Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Office Holiday Parties

I am so hungover today that all I can handle listening to is Beyonce’s “Halo” and boy choirs. Seriously, boy choirs. Jenny and Gandy are in same boat and have been chatting me musings such as how they feel like they’re going to poop their pants and how they literally just googled the word “food” in a retarded attempt to order lunch online. (I will leave it to you readers to figure out who said what).

How did I get so wasted? One minute I was riding the drunk train making all local stops, then suddenly I was on the black out express heading straight to the next morning in my bed and holy shit I was supposed to be at work 30 minutes ago. I’m just stoked that my lamps were all in once piece this morning.

Anyway we’re on for round 2 of office holiday parties tonight with Gandy’s. Last night was mine. Gandy disappeared early on with Jenny’s iPhun and texted me from it with cryptic messages like “I’m in a trunk no shit,” and “I’m in a dark place. I am a lil freaked out but they say I’ll be back.” Then there was Jenny who I abandoned shortly after she started repeating the same thing to me over and over. This morning I found out from coworkers that she was going around introducing herself to them by saying, “Do you know Shanon? She’s probably your boss.” Holiday parties really bring people together.

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