Sunday, December 13, 2009

Why I Don't Have a Boyfriend

I'm currently camped out on my sofa watching LOtR: Return of the King. When the beacons of Minas Tirith were lit I got all emotional and then accidentally knocked over my veggie tso's chicken. Yeah, that shit got all over the carpet. And guess what? I am still eating it. I also just realized that my muumuu is inside out. I'm available, boys!

Speaking of which, look at how bizanging Eomer is.


1 comment:

  1. i have a leopard print mumoo. i call it a meowmoo.

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