Thursday, January 14, 2010

Setting The Record Straight

I am currently in paradise. This island looks just like the one from Jurassic Park and some parts of Pirates of the Caribbean were filmed here. It's like my nerdy wet dream come true. But before I get back to enjoying this vacation, I need to air some grievances.

I was called a dude twice today at the airport! The first time a woman asked can I see your passport, sir. Sir?! The second time a security guard told the dad of the family I babysit for to go with his two sons to that other line. Two sons?!

Ok so yes I texted Jenny twice at 5:45am to inform her of these outrages but I was really peeved.

And in the interest of full disclosure, the dad of the family I babysit for later handed me the NY Times style section and said did you see this article, size 12 girls are really popular right now. Size 12?!

FOR THE RECORD I AM NOT A CHUBBY DUDE.

Now back to my fucking beautiful vacation.

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