Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Boner of the Day

LOST! Tonight is the season premiere of the final season of Lost and unlike Shanon, I don't dork out about many things, but this show is my nerdy kryptonite.

I will be sad to see this one go, not just because every episode has enough material for the spank bank to last a decade, but mainly because I am gonna miss watching it with my fellow nerddites. The trouble with Lost watching parties, is that we always somehow manage to get far too drunk, be it off of airplane bottles of booze (doing a shot every time someone said Jack's name is the reason Shanon is minus one front tooth) or just plain Dharma beer and end up yelling at the TV for someone to get shirtless (except for Hurley, never Hurley) and by the end of the episode I have no idea what's going on. Then the next day when Gandy or someone chats me, I have to act like I too was blown away by the episode that I am too ashamed to admit I don't remember anything about except that maybe I'm a little gay for Kate and so I have to watch it at my desk while hungover and pretending to work.

The funny part about Lost being the B.O.D., is that this show has actually prevented me from getting laid on more than one occassion. When I first started watching it with my boif at the time, neither of us had any idea that this program is slightly more addictive than crack, only without the sexy side effects of the jilla. Seriously, eight hours straight in bed, zero boning. And I wouldn't trade it for all the cage sex in the world.

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