Friday, February 19, 2010

Cirque Du Soleil - What The What

I'm at a loss for words on this one. My coworkers and I actually scammed our way into free tix to see the Beatles Cirque Du Soleil (fuck Criss Angel and his mind freaks) and I have no idea what I just experienced. It was some next level weird and I was on some super strong mushrooms. Tears were rolling down my face from the very first scene when I realized what the fuck I had just gotten myself into. There were people flying around, buildings collapsing, little orphans, strange-ass clowns, extreme rollerblading, lots of jumping on trampolines, umbrellas with smoke coming out of them and shit I don't even know how to explain. At one point there was a giant parachute extended on top of the entire audience. I dunno man.

After it was over my coworker said that he needed to lock himself in his hotel bathroom with all the lights off and just sit in the tub. Yup.

Here are some thoughts that were running through my head during this experience:

Don't those orphan kids in the show have school tomorrow?
Do all these freaky-deaky circus peeps have freaky-deaky orgies with each other?
What the fuck is happening right now?
What am I doing with my life?

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