Sunday, February 7, 2010

Work Travels

Let me fill you all in real quick on where I've been all week. Hell, that's where.

I flew out to LA on Tuesday with my coworker. We hung out with my buddy Emily, ate some fancy sausages, got wasted, ate some late-night truck tacos, then passed out. It was pretty rad. The next morning my coworker and I got up super early and drove down to San Diego for the action sports trade show bla bla boringness. Not so rad. Have you even been to an industry tradeshow? They're full of "bros" (not the good kind) and models wearing nasty shit. I went to the bathroom at one point and thought I had walked into a porno convention. Fake boobies everywhere. The only thing worth mentioning about this particular tradeshow is all the hot dudes. SO MANY. I couldn't think straight, my mind was on babe overload.

Anyway that night we had an event and I got fuuuucked up. Not as bad as my boss though. Have you ever had to text your boss, "Keep it together! Go to bed!!" No? Well now I can cross that off my list of things to do before I die.

Three hours after I got back to the hotel I had to get up and go to the airport ...for a meeting in Chicago. I have now experienced my own personal hell, and it's giving a presentation to 12 people in suits after getting 3 hours of sleep and flying halfway across the country. And did I mention it was with my boss who was so hurt up he told me after that he thought he was going to hurl in the middle of the meeting? Oh and I still had a black eye.

Is it any wonder I am currently in my pajamas watching Masterpiece Theatre instead of the Super Bowl? Last week was brutal. I did watch the Puppy Bowl, however. That shit is my jam.

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