Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Inanimate (Kind Of) Boner ofthe Day

Up until now, Morgan Freeman has held the title for "Narrating All Events Ever," to the point where I hear him telling me about everything from marching band penguins to reminding me to always use protection before I'm about to hit the skins. It is high time another well-known/voiced black man gave him a run for his money, so imagine my excitement when I heard Snoop decided to step up to the plate. As the new navigating voice on your GPS!

The thought of getting off the train and having Snoop guide me to the bar or NA meeting sounds too good to be true, I bet it would be just like this; "Roll up to that bodega on the corner and get this niggah a blunt" or "At this next light, hop up front and gimme some road head shorty. Then bear right at the fork in the road and we be at yo Gramma's crib."

Seeing as I have the absolute worst sense of direction known to man and manage to get lost even with the help of my fancy phone, I decided this app is a necessary addition to my collection and had all intentions of buying it, right up until I saw that $60 price tag. How you gonna lean on me like that, Snoop? Raise up off these N-U-T's, cause you gets none of these.



Thanks Urbana for sharing!

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