Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Babies, My Newest Frienemy

Getting older isn't really something I think about often. After all my friends are all getting older too. We're the same bunch of retards who make the same bad decisions we did back in our early 20s. Except now some of us go to the gym regularly and we enjoy things like going to the farmer's market and talking about different ways to cook a pig.

If there's one thing that makes me feel like an old though, it's babies. Fucking babies. I can't even count how many times in the past few months they've foiled my internet stalking. Is it too much to ask that when I look up a hot boy on Facebook, I don't suddenly come across pics of him and his new baby? I've never had this problem before. I mean, can you imagine a 23 year-old guy with a baby? Shudder. Marriage in your late 20s I get at least, sort of. With a newly married guy I can be all, "Well that probably won't work out, I'll just bide my time." But babies are forever.

And now here are some gratuitous photos of hot dads with their babies. I'll even throw a gay in there for Gandy.





2 comments:

  1. Whilst I agree with many of your points, let's not forget the merits of the "hot daddy". Case in point, McCarren Pool, summer 2008, none of us remember the set MGMT played because we were entranced by the hotness of a hot daddy dancing with his girl.

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  2. Little blood sucking featus baby, eat your own food.

    No i wont wipe you ass stupid Baby!

    GET A JOB, STUPID BABY!

    Pay some Rent

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