Monday, April 5, 2010

Obviously I'm Pregnant

I spent the entire beautiful weekend indoors. And why? Because I was vomiting consistently from Friday afternoon until last night. I currently have health insurance, but there's still that part of me that believes if I ignore something long enough it'll go away and think of all the money I'll save!

I finally broke down this morning though and went to the damn doctor. An interesting side note, the doc in my neighborhood that will see people without an appointment is what some would call a "Mexican Doctor." You walk into the joint and all these old Puerto Ricans (which I guess isn't really Mexcian) yell out "Buenos Dias!" It's a weird feeling being the only white giant in the room.

Anyway the doctor was asking me questions about my symptoms and finally he said, "Do you think you're pregnant? Because that's what this sounds like." To be clear, there's no way in hell I could be pregnant unless Jesus is real and has decided to knock me up. But still, no one likes to hear that the mostly likely explanation for their condition is a baby.

Suffice it to say I'm not with child. However I was incredibly bored all weekend long. So much so in fact that I spent my time looking up what child actors look like now. The most frightening case? That chick from Matilda and Mrs. Doubtfire!


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