Friday, April 16, 2010

Shannie's Music Poo Baw Whatever

Today's musings - I'd rather smell stinky poop then listening to the following bands:

Crystal Castles
I have now listened to 2 songs off of their upcoming album and here's my dos letter review - P U. What a terrible band. Not only does it remind me of the god-awful / occasionally-awesome Oakland raver music of my youth, but it also sounds exactly like the music in those Japanese dancing video games. Dance Dance Revolution, I believe it's called (thanks Gandy). If I wanted that shit's soundtrack I'd go buy it in Chinatown for a buck, not pay $20 to see if live at Irving Plaza. OR MAYBE I'd go to Korea and watch those pro-gamers perform live. Speaking of which, I just looked up some YouTube videos and check out this hot Korean dude. Jenny Hung-Wang totally feels me on this one, I'm sure.

Oh muh guh I just tried listening to their song "Lemonade." That chick's voice had the same reaction on my body as nails on a chalkboard. My nipples went rigid ...and not in a good way, nah mean. Fuck that was terrible. Note to self - never listen to this band again. And you're welcome for not putting a pic of these two up. Shudder.

1 comment:

  1. Crystal Castles sucks the wild wang stallion. Terrible.