First of all, I apologize for neglecting this blog. Work work work, all I do is work! The worst part about it is that I work 50+ hours a week and don't get laid. Quel dommage! I also don't get paid, but that is neither here nor there.
Anyway, I am incredibly hungover and can't form coherent sentences so I thought I'd just start writing and see where it goes.
Last night I went to the Ace Hotel and had the most amazing french fries in my life. They came with homemade hummus and spicy pickles. We got 3 orders! I also drank a lot of champagne and three (?) martinis. Everything after that gets a little fuzzy. But I do remember the tiff with the cab driver. It went a little something like this:
Cabbie - Excuse me, you're not allowed to smoke in this cab.
Me - Oh man, sorry dude. Wait, cigarettes or weed?
Cabbie - Cigarettes!
Me - Ok totally. I'm tossing it out. (I did not toss it out.)
Cabbie - You can't smoke marijuana either!
Me - Ok!
(5 minutes later)
Cabbie - Can you please stop smoking marijuana?
Me - Don't you worry about it.
And I'm sure most of you have seen this already, but here's the new Nike commercial. It's so fucking good ...and probably cost more than I will make in the next 10 years.