Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Ssssecrets

Here's one that's going to blow minds - I dream about dinosaurs A LOT. Like freaky deaky a lot. Last night, for example, I had a dream that a jealous T. Rex bitch in heat was chasing me around because I was knocking boots with some human she wanted to bang. It was weird!

I went through a Brontosaurus-loving phase from ages 3-5 so this might explain things. There's a pic floating around there somewhere (actually it might be on my fridge) of chubby baby Shanon wearing a Brontosaurus t-shirt and matching baseball hat.

UPDATE: scanned that bitch, check out my chubby arms and beer gut (click to enlarge!)


Other times I've had dreams where I'm inside a dinos belly, you know, just running around. Sometimes I fight them. Scary! Jenny was all jealz cause she thought I was straight chillin and drinking beers with dinosaurs but it's not like that ...yet.

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