Jenny didn't even include Steven Gerrard!! The fuck. I mean, I've written about him on this blog before, AHEM. He is clearly the dreamiest dream boat to ever play soccer. I've liked this dude since he first started on Liverpool when he was about 16 (ruv you rong time!). He is now my age and married but whatever, there's something to be said for a decade-long crush. Here he is now, and here he is as a youngin'. I'd hit it at either age. Dibs, in other words.