On the big list of Things That Interest Me Not, watching sports on TV is definitely up there. Don't get me wrong, I love going to sporting events, but that's more for the ambiance and booze I sneak in then the events themselves. I just don't understand why people enjoy watching sports on TV when there are shows like Wife Swap and Roseanne on, so this whole World Cup fever that everyone came down with all a sudden has been boring me to tears since the only thing worse then not caring is pretending to care. Then Gandy sent me this link. I really, truly did not think it was possible for people to be this hot. Has anyone seen my underpants? Oh right, I just threw them at my monitor. No more work for me today/week/month. I have officially Checked. Out.
These are my top picks:
Can a picture get you pregnant?? If so, Benny Feilhaber is now the father of my children. I can honestly say I have never been more proud to be an American.
Arne Friedrich. Eeeeeeeeeeeee!! This picture is like the fountain of youth because I am screaming like a thirteen year old girl right now.
Piotr Trochowski. Germans are efficient. At handing out ladyboners.
Iker Casillas. Ikerumba! (See what I did there).
Oguchi Onyewu. What the Hell Naw am I looking at here, is this a slamming sexy-nerd black dude covered in freckles? I can't even see anymore because one of his abs just poked my eye out. Fuck.