Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Boner of the Day

Sailors! I know, I know, it's a little...je ne sais ghey, but I'm going full steam ahead on this one. A bunch of muscly seamen in tight-fitting outfits and jaunty caps? Color me Land ho.

Not sure where my current obsession with this came from, maybe because it's Summer and I'm in beach mode or maybe 'cause you know they're only gonna be docking in your port for a week? Hmm, I think I may enjoy making dirty sailor puns more than the sailors themselves. So dirty! Truth be told, I have never  hook, line and sinkered a real live sailor since I prefer my crabs followed with a Lobsterita, not a visit to the STD clinic, but if I manage to get my hands on one of those Cap'n hats....rook out. This post has also made me realize I don't drink enough rum.



Ahoy hoy.


Anchors up.

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