Thursday, June 24, 2010

(Rightful) Boner of The Day

WELL, WELL. It appears that while I was doing "real" work here at my job, Shanon dipped in and stole my blog thunder - Dan Conner from "Roseanne." Sending out that video by accident serves her right. That's what happens when you displease the Boner Gods.

But yes, he is perfect. A funny, flannel-wearing, fat, father of three? Who loved Roseanne at her fattest and put up with Becky at her bitchiest? Swoon! How I see it, you may think you want caviar (world cup  boners) every day, but that shit would eventually become a snooze and you'd be all I'm sick of eating fish eggs, what I could go for is some Dorito-eating on the couch in my underpants. And this is Dan Conner. The peanut butter to my fancy jam.

Shanon and I got stoned last weekend and had ourselves a good six-hour Roseannathon, during which we had the following conversation:


Me:"I think I'm in love with Dan Conner."
Shanon: "Dibs."
Me: "I don't even know what that means. He's not real."
Shanon: "If we see any Dan Conners, I get dibs on them."
Me: "Where are we gonna find Dan Connerses?"
Shanon: "I dunno."

Too bad after this little stunt (Goddammit, she even used the same pics I was going to!) all bets are off.



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