Thursday, July 22, 2010

Boner of Yesteryear

Kris Kristofferson. I'm not sure how I feel about people who give their child the same first and last name, I mean, I'm lazy but would like to think I could rally the few brain cells that Lady Booze hasn't yet claimed and muster up two different names for my offspring. But you know what, Double K's parents did sumpin' right, cause he used to be so bangin' back in the day that I don't even care. Dreamy Bo Beamy. Not that he has aged badly, but I get the vibe of "cool friends Dad I want to smoke pot with" more than "silver fox I wanna pay a visit to Bone Town with." I thought that maybe I could do a double header BOYY with K Squared's roll-dog Willie Nelson, but my research has shown that Willie actually gets better looking as he gets older. Them braids must be woven with virgin unicorn hair or something.

But imagine waking up in your weird hippie loft circa 1970 with this piece though. Scha-wing. Breakfast is served.

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