Thursday, July 29, 2010

Bonerkiller of the Day

Dudes with long fingernails. W. T. F. I really don't understand this. Oh, you play guitar in a band and it's easier to strum chords? Buy a fucking pick. They cost a dime. Your band will sound just as shitty, but at least now you'll actually get laid. I saw a hot guy the other day, but then saw his long nails and wanted to throw my phone in his face. Only moms are allowed to have long nails, cause then they can scratch your back when you're 5 and that shit feels GOOD. I think I actually pissed my mom off asking her to scratch my back all the time, but whatever. That relationship turned sour long before that.

Bros, cut your nails.

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