Wednesday, July 21, 2010

The Munchies

Last night I went to see Inception (the best mind fuck EVER) with a whole mess of people at Kips Bay, which I actually thought was in the Bronx until I looked it up. 31st street and 2nd ave, who knew! Normally I hate seeing movies with a ton of people, but my buddy Andy promised to get me blazed so I said what the hell.

He was actually being kind of nazi about it and made everyone show up at 7:30 for an 8:55 movie. He and I were the only people to show up on time so we dipped around the corner to smoke by ourselves. You snooze, you lose, am I right? We smoked this giant keef joint that got me good and weird. I was so stoned that when I was waiting in line for refreshments, I had to text for backup cause I just couldn't deal, nah mean?

Anyway so when we finally got our seats (and still had half an hour before the movie started), we started snacking. Hard. Our other buddy brought some weird Canadian salt and vinegar mix to put on the popcorn and that shit was amazing. Then Andy handed me a bunch of raisinettes and some popcorn and said, "Prepare to have your mind blown." And let me tell you, that shit is my new JAM.

It has been well over a decade since I've had the serious munchies, and god bless that raisinette / popcorn mouthful for bringing it all back. I looked over at him and said "Why don't they have chocolate covered raisin popcorn?" To which he replied, "I'm going to text you what you just said to me."

But seriously the last time I was jonesing for some stoner food that bad was when they came out with the Reeses NutRageous in 1994. Does anyone else feel me on this one?

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