Monday, July 19, 2010

New Beginnings

My new fridge got delivered this morning and lemme tell you, it felt like Feliz Navidad at Casa de Jenny this morning. It's so shiny! And nary a stink wave in sight. I can't wait to go home and play with it.



Last night I threw out everything from my old fridge and upon the discovery of a hunk of cheddar that was completely black, made the decision to change my sad fridge ways. No more expired milk and mystery leftovers. I will treat my fridge with the respect and admiration it deserves, because I am a GROWN. UP.

A grown up who just rolled into work with a limp and what appears to be half of a mustache made of herpes, but is really a battle wound from the rope swing that kicked my ass yesterday.

1 comment:

  1. "First I was like, 'herps' but then I was like 'DERPS."

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