My new fridge got delivered this morning and lemme tell you, it felt like Feliz Navidad at Casa de Jenny this morning. It's so shiny! And nary a stink wave in sight. I can't wait to go home and play with it.
Last night I threw out everything from my old fridge and upon the discovery of a hunk of cheddar that was completely black, made the decision to change my sad fridge ways. No more expired milk and mystery leftovers. I will treat my fridge with the respect and admiration it deserves, because I am a GROWN. UP.
A grown up who just rolled into work with a limp and what appears to be half of a mustache made of herpes, but is really a battle wound from the rope swing that kicked my ass yesterday.