Wednesday, July 14, 2010


It's no secret that I like the short fellas, but the real secret is the reason why. Shhhh, but short boys tend to have giant dongs. This is a scientific fact, but also a mystery. "You were born short, so here's a baby arm dick," seems to be nature's way of correcting the bummer height situation. I also like them because they say funny things to me like, "I love to climb things" (because I'm so tall, get it?). One time I made out with a short boy on some stairs so we could be the same height and it was so fun! And everyone's the same height when you're doing the horizontal mambo, nah mean?

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