...if it weren't so white trash. The answer to this one is; Garfield and/or Calvin & Hobbes. I grew up reading these comics and truly believe they helped shape me into the jerk I am today.
The older I get, the more often I find myself thinking am I Garfield? Because I relate to that cat more than any person I think I've ever met. He always gets me! And I feel it would be nice to honor him with a tattoo. But I just simply can't picture any instance that might occur where having a fat orange cartoon cat permanently etched on my skin will get me ahead in life.
And I would like to personally thank whoever decided the image of Calvin pissing would make an excellent decal to place on the back window of their pickup truck, right next to their "Second Place Is The First Loser. NO FEAR" sticker, because a Calvin & Hobbes tattoo would be my other cartoon pic, were it not for that redneck image that is now burned forever into my brain.