Thursday, August 12, 2010

Who Uses Payphones?

Not me. Payphones are the worst. I remember when I first moved here and did not have a cell phone they were only a quarter and most of them worked and that was okay. Then all a sudden they upped the price to fifty cents. Now one quarter I can probs scrounge up, but two? Who are they kidding, there is no way I am paying 50 pennies for an ear infection, when I can sleep over at certain friends' dirty apartments and catch that shit for free. And I don't get people who use them in the subways, you have about two minutes until the train zooms in and then you can't hear dick. Payphones are for drug dealers, bums and the mafia, in other words my friends but not my colleagues.The last time I used one was to call my Mom collect from jail when I got arrested on her birthday, but THAT story will have to wait for another day, jerks, because today is my Friday and I have been wearing three-D glasses at my desk and thinking about drinking some wine with ice cubes in it for the past hour. TGIT!


  1. You look like you're taking a poop. An angry poop.

  2. i only dump in three-d. the future is NOW.