Let me preface this post by saying I Love Chips. Doritos are obviously the best, since I firmly believe they should be their own food group, but there are plenty of other delicious flavors floating around the chips seas. Just not Pringles and this is why.
They're too perfect and so I get bored. What is that saying; variety is the spice of life, but with Pringles every chip looks the same so who do they think they are, black people? And I wouldn't call my hands fat, but wtf Pringles, when I get down to the last few chips at the bottom how do they really expect me to get them without getting chip grease all over me or hurting my knuckles or possibly getting stuck and feeling like a fat kid. I am no contortionist and (for reasons unclear) still have no helper monkey with nimble fingers to fetch them for me, so what is one to do.
Not that I will ever turn them down if they are around because let's face it, chips is chips, but all I'm saying is that if someone would put them on a platter for me? It would be nice.