Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Boner of the Day

Chase Utley. Go Phils. Last week, whilst battling a crazy hangover (words of wisdom, kids; Martinis are like boobs- one's not enough and three is too many. I need a slogan for four +) I decided to go to my boy's bar for some hair of the dog and free pizza and somehow ended up watching a baseball game. Normally me watching televised sports is like a taco flavored bagel (don't exist) but then I caught a glimpse of the...pitcher? I can't remember what baseball pose he plays and nor do I care to, but what I DID remember is his name and that he is trés do-ablé.

They won that game, but have since got beat down by the SF Giants, a fact that I'm sure makes Shanon all kinds of stoked. Because SF is her hometown, you say? Naw, cause the pitcher Tim Lincecum.  Dude looks like a 16 year old boy.What is this, "Rookie of the Year"?


But yes, Utley, hubba hubba.


 Oh. And he can fly.










And this needs to go on my wall.

1 comment:

  1. if i were to go for anyone on the phillies i have to say it'd be jayson werth. a little late 70s kenny loggins mixed with some early 80s kurt russell with just a dash of ginger. schwing. also, dont knock my boy timmy. can't grow facial hair to save his life but dudes like 5'7" and OWNS the strike zone. /sportstalk

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