Gaged ears. Shuuuudder. I took a cab from the airport strait to Jenny's house last week cause I lost my wallet on the plane and she's a good girlfriend who takes care of me when I have no way of getting home. A few blocks from her house the cab driver hit a bicyclist head on. The guy was ok and rightly pissed off. He was cussing out the driver while I sat in the back traumatized. But the WORST thing about the whole experience was that I couldn't stop staring at his stretched out ears.
I mean, I get it. You were into hardcore back in the day and lived in Portland and/or Seattle for a while and we all know how that community is way bitchy about everyone wearing black and getting plugs for your earlobes. But shit, I just can't roll with it and it's a shame cause the whole cab incident could've really been a love connection, nah mean.
I can't even put up an example cause the google image search is making me gag. Instead here's taco cat. He's totally chill.