Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Boner Killer of the Day

There are some bonerkillers, like adults wearing overalls to the bar for instance, that simply make me think to myself, "Well, that's unfortunate" and I get on with my evening. But certain things that people choose to put on their bodies truly make me feel like a piece of my soul crumpled up and died. And one of them is grown people wearing knitted animal hats. I get that it's Wintertime and when you're freezing you really could not give a fuck how dumb you look, but that's not the case with these hats. What I think happens is people see a little kid pulling off this look and think they will look equally cute after strapping an adorable monkey or a scary tiger to their head. See below- cute!


Here is what happens when a grown man wears one. Scary on an entirely different level. These hats are not sexist either, as women look equally horrifying in them. I'm gonna go ahead and say that no one over the age of ten should attempt these and that if I were president, I'd make a rule saying just that. With a clause allowing egging and/or pantsing of all parties in violation.

1 comment:

  1. Yes, my thoughts exactly. It's a shame my 26 year old sister wants one for Christmas.
    http://animalhats.us/gray-wolf-fur-mans-animal-hood.html

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