Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Boner of Yesteryear

Mickey Rourke. Yes he is a terrifying mutant now, but around 30 years ago, he looked like Stephen Dorff and Bruce Willis and Robert Downey Jr. had the unlikeliest of threesomes and produced this sexy mess. Who grew up to be crazy as a loon. All actors should try their hand at professional boxing at some point during their careers, that way I might actually be able to consider a weiner like Shia LeBoeuf a babe if I watched him give his all in the ring versus the dude from The Green Mile or some shit. He would lose the fight, but gain my respect.

But yeah, Mickey Rourke, let's build you and me a time machine. Although truth be told, I'd do it with his character in "Sin City" too.

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