Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Happy Birthday Jenny!

Today is my lady's bday, holler. Most of the time she annoys the shit out of me but over the past 10 years we've had some great photo ops. I would say I love her or something but that shit is gay. You suck, Jenny.

And just because I like to give her a laugh, here's the very last text I sent to a boy I like last night (we had met for only 5 minutes and found out we have a friend in common. Then I texted said mutual friend and made him give me hot dudes number): "Ryan Gosling's band is putting me to sleep. I make a great falling asleep mix. Shut up."

I'm available boys.

1 comment:

  1. Jenny could totally be Shanon's blind friend.