Friday, February 11, 2011

Sex Date

A friend of mine, who we'll call "Whitey," made out with this dude once or twice and decided it was high time they got on board the Doing-It Express. But you know how when you wait for something to happen for so long and all this pressure builds up and you get really nervous? Well that's what started to happened and so she asked me for some "sex lessons." I told her "lots of beej's" and have been making fun of her ever since.

Shanon actually coined the phrase "flexting" and man, nothing makes me cringe more than hearing other people's sexty conversations. Chris read some sexts once that his friend wrote me and I am still living that shit down. Awkward.com. 


The big day!

...And the aftermath.

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