Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Boner of the Day

Jon LaJoie, aka "Taco." My boy Jum turned me on to the show "The League" the other evening and we ended up watching the entire first season in one night. It's a pretty good show, if you can ignore the whole fantasy football (which, good job dorks, way to make a sport even more nerdy and boring than it already was) business that it revolves around, as I do. And Taco, who plays the deadbeat stoner friend, is the best character and I did, as Jum so eloquently put it, want to bang him.

I don't know what the voodoo warlock magic is that makes me want to shoot my underwear like a panty-cannon at every hot, unemployed slacker I see, but I do know that I am powerless against it. It's like in "Weekend At Bernie's 2" how every time Caribbean music plays, Bernie has to start dancing to it. Those dudes are my island reggae jams. I am their Bernie.

But a hilarious comedian from Montreal? Let's make some French-Canuck baby frogs together because I am Down. To. Clown.

1 comment:

  1. Well, it wasn't your upbringing, because I turned out all right and I'm dating a hot, big titted Asian. HIGH FIVE!

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