Sometimes my job consists of looking through lots and lots of stock photos, which means coming across some dream-haunting shit. I know there is a whole website dedicated solely to weird stock photography which you can google and browse through at your leisure (since I clearly don't have time to find and link to it) but for now, reap the fruits of my "labor."
I typed in the keywords "sharing food" and "women eating," but here is how I think Getty Images interpreted it:
"Public cannibalism role-playing"
"Terrifying mer-woman blazed out on reefer."
"Just looking at this photo may give you the clap."
"Hey guys! Sorry to interrupt your super important hot dog board meeting, but I just had to show you my new rape suit. Subtle, right?"
This one is just dope. Who knew Kate Moss and Lil' Kim bro'ed down on salads together like that.