Thursday, June 16, 2011

Boner of the Day

Chris Pontius. Man, I have been burning a boner torch for this dude damn near a decade now. Sure, Johnny Knoxville was the prettyboy face of Jackass and don't get me wrong, I would tap that ass like Morse code, but Pontius is the real meat and potatoes of that show. Last night I watched a mess of Wild Boyz episodes, which I missed the boat on first time around due to not having cable for the past ten years of my adult life, and I fell in love all over again. I feel like hanging out with him would just be one big hilarious party all the time and who doesn't like doing it with hilarious party animals? Not me. That's who.


1 comment:

  1. big fan of the fact that hes the designated wang shower in every jackass movie

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